Seriously. Do you have to be so cliché?
When I’m thirsty, I don’t want to force myself in the middle of your oh so intelligent discussion of The Hills. Honestly, no one cares what you think about the LC & Brody cell phone commercial or how super crazy awesome your weekend was on Long Beach Island. [...]
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When I get a mid-afternoon craving for something sweet and salty, I know I have my faithful office vending machine to provide some non-nutritious grabbage.
After digging through my pockets to find some loose change, the last thing I want to find is someone standing around the machine contemplating if they want the Cheetos or M&M’s. [...]
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The best kind of sucking up is the kind that doesn’t involve making it noticeable. If you go out of the way to make sure your boss takes notice of you, and in doing so you make sure all the people around you know you’re doing just that, you’re a total and complete jackass. Remember [...]
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