Seriously. Do you have to be so cliché?
When I’m thirsty, I don’t want to force myself in the middle of your oh so intelligent discussion of The Hills. Honestly, no one cares what you think about the LC & Brody cell phone commercial or how super crazy awesome your weekend was on Long Beach Island. That is what email and text messages are for. Unless you’re going to offer some witty analysis as to why you think Sawyer is so much better than Jack, shut it and let me hydrate please.
It’ll only take me…give or take 15 seconds to fill up my cup. Then you can go back to discussing all the outlandish gossip you just read on perezhilton.
Just make sure you’re actually doing work next time I fill up. That’s what you’re paid to do, right?
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