When I get a mid-afternoon craving for something sweet and salty, I know I have my faithful office vending machine to provide some non-nutritious grabbage.
After digging through my pockets to find some loose change, the last thing I want to find is someone standing around the machine contemplating if they want the Cheetos or M&M’s. If you can’t make up your mind, don’t stand there pondering every possible combination or trying to evaluate which snack would be healthier. If you wanted to go the healthy route, you’d bring in your own damn snacks. Just go with the M&M’s. They are always the generic default item in the machine that can never disappoint. Please stop taking up my precious time of Youtubing videos of narcissistic cats.
One more word of advice, don’t go for the Cheetos unless you want to be that tool with orange finger-printed paper work that will most certainly follow you around for weeks. Always stick with the M&M’s.
Have your $ ready. Don’t hesitate. E4.
Always.
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