People with wheel locks

The Club was invented for a reason. It would deter someone from stealing your car, unless of course they had a hacksaw with them and could easily slice through your steering wheel. The floorboard lock was invented to do the same thing, but lock the brake so you wouldn’t be able to physically move the car. This sounded like a good idea, but it obviously wasn’t good enough. The Wheel Imobolizer has made it’s rounds and all that does is make your car stand out like a sore thumb. Any would-be thief passing by will certainly make eye contact with this glarring anti-theft device not-so-subtely chilling by the sidewalk. So what if they can’t actually take your car? Obviously, this car must be so important to the owner, all the goods inside are totally available for ravishing. And the hubcaps too. Or at least 3 of them.

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