People who chat around the water cooler

Seriously. Do you have to be so cliché? When I’m thirsty, I don’t want to force myself in the middle of your oh so intelligent discussion of The Hills. Honestly, no one cares what you think about the LC & Brody cell phone commercial or how super crazy awesome your weekend was on Long Beach [...]

People who wait too long at the vending machine

When I get a mid-afternoon craving for something sweet and salty, I know I have my faithful office vending machine to provide some non-nutritious grabbage. After digging through my pockets to find some loose change, the last thing I want to find is someone standing around the machine contemplating if they want the Cheetos or [...]

People who listen to their iPods too loud

Now I’m not one for turning the music down. The louder the better…when you’re alone. When you’re standing in the middle of a crowded subway or elevator, the last thing I want to deal with is second-hand listening to Katy Perry’s encounter with another female’s lips. If you’re not going to even play decent music, [...]

People who join wasteful Facebook groups

No, Facebook is not shutting down in 7 days. No, you will not have to pay to use Facebook. No, no one cares if your group has the most members – you’re not getting in the Guinness Book of World Records no matter how many people you send invites to. It seems that another one [...]

People who suck up

The best kind of sucking up is the kind that doesn’t involve making it noticeable. If you go out of the way to make sure your boss takes notice of you, and in doing so you make sure all the people around you know you’re doing just that, you’re a total and complete jackass. Remember [...]

People with wheel locks

The Club was invented for a reason. It would deter someone from stealing your car, unless of course they had a hacksaw with them and could easily slice through your steering wheel. The floorboard lock was invented to do the same thing, but lock the brake so you wouldn’t be able to physically move the [...]